Bought my ticket to Bolivia TODAY!

December 25
5:15 AM drag ass out of bed to cab it to the airport
6:20 AM check in
1 hrs and 20 minutes of downing all available liquids before I board
7:40 AM Calgary, Alberta, Canada (my seat is over the engine to experience the full power of the jet and of course close to the bathroom)
3 hrs 50 minutes of non-stop flying time
2:30 PM Dallas, Texas, USA
3 hrs 50 minutes of sitting around in the Dallas airport observing things Texas size
4:00 PM Dallas, Texas, USA
2 hrs 45 minutes of non-stop flying time
7:45 PM Miami, Florida, USA
3 hrs 30 minutes of sitting around in the Miami airport
11:15 PM Miami, Florida, USA
6 hrs 20 minutes of non-stop flying time
December 26
6:35 AM La Paz, Bolivia
20 hrs 45 minutes of total travel time

I have 4 weeks before I reverse the travel itinerary on January 24:
La Paz, Bolivia to home